You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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