Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
In other news, I just burned my penis
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
