You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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