Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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