You really coming over, don't trick.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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