He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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