i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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