Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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