Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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