They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
