i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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