Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have post one night stand depression
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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