And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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