That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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