you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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