After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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