I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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