It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
