i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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