i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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