can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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