Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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