Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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