school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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