Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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