Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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