You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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