when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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