How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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