yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How naked do you want me to be?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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