Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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