She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
