he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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