He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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