my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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