In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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