You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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