sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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