I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So many bounce houses so little time
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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