If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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