Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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