home. puking in laundry basket.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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