new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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