The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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