I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
