i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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