I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm just crazy horny about you
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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