do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Randomize
