Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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