You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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