we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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