Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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