Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
