They should really pass out barf bags in church
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am available for nakedness
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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