he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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