He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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