Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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