so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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